Terms of Service
Last updated: January 15, 2024
Welcome to the Fine Print
By accessing this website, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, well... you're still here, so you probably do.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By using this site, you acknowledge that:
- You have read at least 3% of these terms (which is 3% more than most people)
- You promise not to use our code to build a competing lime-themed website
- You accept that we're not responsible if you spend too long admiring our beautiful design
2. Use of the Website
You agree to use this website only for lawful purposes. This includes, but is not limited to:
- Allowed: Looking at the pretty colors
- Allowed: Copying our code (it's open source, go wild!)
- Allowed: Telling your friends how cool this starter is
- Not Allowed: Teaching parrots to recite our source code
- Not Allowed: Printing the entire website and using it as wallpaper (we suggest actual paint)
3. Intellectual Property
All content on this site is protected by the ancient laws of "we made it, so please be nice about it." You may:
- Use the code for personal and commercial projects
- Modify it to your heart's content
- Pretend you wrote it yourself (we won't tell)
You may not:
- Claim you invented the color lime
- Sue us because your website is now "too beautiful"
4. Disclaimer of Warranties
This website is provided "as is" without warranty of any kind. We make no guarantees that:
- The lime will always be electric
- Your visitors will be impressed (though they probably will be)
- Using our starter will make you a better developer (but it might)
5. Limitation of Liability
In no event shall we be liable for:
- Any damage to your keyboard from excited typing
- Lost productivity due to staring at our gradient backgrounds
- Existential crises caused by questioning your previous design choices
- Sudden urges to rewrite all your projects using this starter
6. The Cookie Clause
We might use cookies. Not the chocolate chip kind, unfortunately. The boring digital kind that help us understand how you use the site. By continuing to use this site, you accept that:
- Cookies are delicious
- Digital cookies are less delicious but still useful
- You won't blame us for any cookie-related cravings
7. Changes to Terms
We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting. We'll try to make them just as entertaining as the originals.
8. Governing Law
These terms shall be governed by the laws of the Internet, which as we all know, are mostly suggestions and memes.
9. Contact Information
If you have any questions about these terms, please contact us. We enjoy receiving emails that aren't spam.
By using this website, you confirm that you have a sense of humor and understand that this is a demo starter template. For real legal advice, please consult an actual lawyer (preferably one who appreciates good web design).
TL;DR: This is a demo template - placeholder text for demonstration purposes only. The source code is available on GitHub. Replace this with your real terms of service before going live!